1. lampfaced:

    socialjusticewankers:

    a man types his facebook status.

    “Women who participate in No Shave November will have to participate in No D December!”

    fast forward days later. men everywhere get up to go to the bathroom. they pull down their pants, look down, and scream.

    their penises have all vanished.

    it is December 1. 

    No D December has begun.

    image

    literally the face I made reading this

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      put all the ds on the trans boys for that month
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