1. what the signs need:

    kickassastrology:

    Aries: a bottle of vodka

    Taurus: a sugar daddy

    Gemini: some dick tbh

    Cancer: fuckboy repellent

    Leo: to go on a shopping spree

    Virgo: a blunt

    Libra: a puppy or kitty

    Scorpio: to drop out of school and become a stripper

    Sagittarius: two bottles of vodka

    Capricorn: their school to burn down

    Aquarius: to get their life together tbh

    Pisces: better friends

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